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Funny V.E.T.E.R.A.N. military parody medal card for UK Armed Forces veterans with personalised award section and NFC interact

VETERAN Medal | Military | Veterans | Singing Seagulls

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Some medals are awarded for courage under fire. This one is awarded for surviving military life, endless tea consumption, mystery kebabs, operational nonsense, and at least one deployment fuelled entirely by sarcasm and caffeine.
 
The V.E.T.E.R.A.N. Medal card from Singing Seagulls is a humorous interactive military-themed card celebrating veterans from every branch of the UK Armed Forces. Featuring a bold parody medal design, personalised recipient name area, NFC tap-to-play technology, and a hilarious spoken-word military anthem, this card perfectly captures the strange transition from military life to Civvy Street.
 
Inside, the acronym says it all:
Veteran of Tactical Tea
Endured Endless Briefings
Tolerated Terrible Temperatures
Expert at Looking Busy
Repaired It With Cable Ties
Advanced Sarcasm Specialist
 
Never Fully Civvy Again
Tap the card with a smartphone to launch the exclusive military comedy soundtrack filled with parade-ground humour, deployments, endless inspections, tactical hangovers, and the reality of swapping weapon systems for spreadsheets and KPI meetings.
Perfect for veterans of the Army, Royal Navy, Royal Marines, RAF, SAS, SBS or anyone who still walks too fast through supermarkets and always sits facing the exits. 

  • Choose your card, add a message, and we dispatch the next working day. They open it, tap it, hear the song, and keep or frame it as a lasting memory.
     

    1. Choose your card
      Select the design that fits the moment. You can also add a personal message if you’d like.
    2. We prepare and dispatch
      Your card is carefully packed and dispatched the next working day, ready to arrive in time for the occasion.
    3. They open the card
      The recipient enjoys the artwork and your message, just like a traditional card.
    4. They tap the card
      Using any modern smartphone, they simply tap the card to instantly play a birthday song. No apps, no batteries, no setup.
    5. They experience the moment
      The card becomes more than something to read. It’s something to hear, feel, and enjoy in the moment.
    6. They keep it
      ​​​​​​​Long after the day has passed, the card remains a keepsake they can revisit anytime with another tap.
    7. They can frame it
    8. The design is made to last. Frame it, display it, and turn it into something that lives on beyond the occasion.
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