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Funny Royal Marines military card featuring green beret commandos with humorous boy band-inspired military artwork.

Per Mare, Per Terram & Perfect Hair | Military | Royal Marine | Singing Seagulls

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Elite amphibious commandos. Fearless green berets. Masters of Arctic warfare, jungle warfare and apparently having absolutely immaculate hair at all times.
 
“Per Mare, Per Terram & Perfect Hair” is a gloriously over-the-top tribute to the Royal Marines, celebrating the strange reality that one of the world’s toughest fighting forces also somehow looks permanently ready to launch a chart-topping boy band reunion tour.
 
Perfect for Royal Marines, veterans, serving Bootnecks, military families and anyone who understands the tactical importance of moisturiser during amphibious operations.
 
This Singing Seagulls card combines cinematic commando artwork with a wildly entertaining interactive musical experience featuring screaming fans, dramatic military pride, inter-service banter and the unforgettable revelation that Jason from the Corps band plays a combat triangle.
 
Because Royal Marines don’t just survive mountains, oceans and Hell Week…
 
They survive them looking magnificent.

  • Choose your card, add a message, and we dispatch the next working day. They open it, tap it, hear the song, and keep or frame it as a lasting memory.
     

    1. Choose your card
      Select the design that fits the moment. You can also add a personal message if you’d like.
    2. We prepare and dispatch
      Your card is carefully packed and dispatched the next working day, ready to arrive in time for the occasion.
    3. They open the card
      The recipient enjoys the artwork and your message, just like a traditional card.
    4. They tap the card
      Using any modern smartphone, they simply tap the card to instantly play a birthday song. No apps, no batteries, no setup.
    5. They experience the moment
      The card becomes more than something to read. It’s something to hear, feel, and enjoy in the moment.
    6. They keep it
      ​​​​​​​Long after the day has passed, the card remains a keepsake they can revisit anytime with another tap.
    7. They can frame it
    8. The design is made to last. Frame it, display it, and turn it into something that lives on beyond the occasion.
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