DITS Medal Card | Funny Card | Storyteller Gift | Ready to Fly
Award the DITS Medal to someone whose stories are completely true, thoroughly believable and definitely not exaggerated in the slightest.
DITS stands for “Definitely Isn’t Total Shite”, making this the perfect comedy card for a legendary storyteller, committed pub raconteur or friend who has somehow done everything, met everyone and always has a better story.
Personalise the medal with the recipient’s name, add your own cover wording and write a message for inside. When they tap the card with a compatible phone, the built-in NFC experience comes to life online.
Your card includes:
- Personalised recipient name
- Your chosen cover wording
- Your message inside the card
- A named online tap-to-play experience
- Built-in NFC technology, with no app or QR-code scanning required
- First-class UK postage
A magnificently unofficial honour for outstanding services to storytelling, exaggeration and being the undisputed DITS spinner extraordinaire.

